Villain Appreciator Pillows

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Evil Villain.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Lee Van Cleef

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Birth of Darth Vader

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

George Baker

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Caped Character

Villain Academy

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Sauron's Sore Eye

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."