Villain Plot Admirer Pillows

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

More Pardons

"In the hat! In the hat!"

No Right Turn (monster)

Evil Villain.

Grim's Fairytales

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Candy Corn Dracula

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Lee Van Cleef

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Birth of Darth Vader

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

George Baker

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Ghost Porn

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'