Villain Plot Admirer Pillows

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Scarpia from Tosca

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

More Pardons

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Evil Villain.

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Birth of Darth Vader

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

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