Evil Plot Enthusiast Pillows

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

10 commandments

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Better than Chekhov"

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Galoots in cahoots

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ghost Porn

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"And to think we started as a book club."

Conspiracy theorist

'That's a turn up for the book.'

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