'I've got'em right where I want'em.'
Evil Plot Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves plotting grand schemes and creative mischief? Our unique range caters to evil plot enthusiasts with humorous and clever designs across all product types. Whether it's a mug for their evil morning brew or a t-shirt for their mischievous style, find something that matches their wicked sense of humor. Our collection combines fun, wit, and a dash of villainous flair, making it a memorable gift for anyone with a penchant for plotting and scheming.
"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away
"In the hat! In the hat!"
"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."
"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."
“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”
'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'
Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.
10 commandments
"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"
The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).
"Better than Chekhov"
"We need a plot twist."
He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature
"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."
Ghost Porn
"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.
Mid-list Author Magazine
'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'
Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.
Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?
Galoots in cahoots
'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'
'We find the defendant guilty, but feel his alibi would make a good premise for a John Grisham book.'
"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."
'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'
"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."
'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'
"And to think we started as a book club."
"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."
"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."
Conspiracy theorist
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Evil Plot Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Evil Plot Enthusiast Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for evil plot enthusiasts and find the perfect cup for their scheming mornings or villainous breaks.
Evil Plot Enthusiast Pillows
Explore our pillows for cozy comfort that also showcases their love for clever mischief and villainy.
Evil Plot Enthusiast Prints
Discover captivating prints that inspire the evil plot enthusiast to devise their next big scheme or add a fun touch to their lair.
Evil Plot Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts collection for wicked designs that suit any evil plot enthusiast's wardrobe and sense of humor.