Crime Plot Enthusiasts Gifts

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."