Quirky Crime Enthusiasts Gifts

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Exposed and imprisoned.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I hate when this happens."