Crime-solving Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's an open and shut case.'

"Remember when we got clothing to sniff instead of tracking numbers?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Bank Robbery Statistics

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."