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'It's an open and shut case.'

"Remember when we got clothing to sniff instead of tracking numbers?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Police film evidence

"Number 2. Step forward please."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"I hate when this happens."

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