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'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Police film evidence

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"I hate when this happens."

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."