Crime-fighting Enthusiasts Prints

'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"I hate when this happens."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."