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'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Over-Organized Crime

Mobster R&D

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."

'Right son...you're knicked!'

Good artist, lousy listener.

Check-in - 'Did you pack this case yourself Sir?' (case full of money)

How to avoid law.

Going round in circles

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well sir, items stolen were; document folders, filing cabinets and labelling machines. . ."

'What are you in for?' - 'Forgery.'

'Sure, we were good together. But I realized if I wanted to move on to bigger things, I needed a bigger accomplice.'

Which one is Mr Big?

A threat of thieves

'You have the right to keep very, very still.'

"I need money to finance my studies in criminal psychology with a focus on antisocial behavior."

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

"From now on, we're not a family. We're a coalition."

"Don't editorialize."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Psst! Would you like an expert to fudge your income tax returns?'

"Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Ignorance of the Law

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'

'Mafia Online.'

"Cut a guy in on a scam and you feed him for a day. Teach him bank fraud and you feed him for life."

'DNA proves I was unjustly convicted. However, I'm guilty of seven other crimes.'

'I'm sorry I have short term memory loss, who did I kill?'

"What the hell, man? I said - don't even think it!"

Nobody messed with the milkman.

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"