Crime Enthusiast Mugs

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Over-Organized Crime

Mobster R&D

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."

Check-in - 'Did you pack this case yourself Sir?' (case full of money)

'Right son...you're knicked!'

Good artist, lousy listener.

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

How to avoid law.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Going round in circles

"Well sir, items stolen were; document folders, filing cabinets and labelling machines. . ."

'What are you in for?' - 'Forgery.'

"Don't editorialize."

"From now on, we're not a family. We're a coalition."

'Sure, we were good together. But I realized if I wanted to move on to bigger things, I needed a bigger accomplice.'

'You have the right to keep very, very still.'

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

A threat of thieves

Which one is Mr Big?

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Peppermint Patty Hearst

'Who am I?'

"Cut a guy in on a scam and you feed him for a day. Teach him bank fraud and you feed him for life."

'The mob-connected patient is next, doctor.'

The interrogation of Freddy the Fire Alarm.

"We just got off the phone with the ECHR and they confirm you have the right to remain silent."

"You understand this was just business."

'Hey, Fred!' - 'Wassup, Herb?'

'Not so fast. How can I be sure this isn't an undercover sting operation?'

'Colin knew he had the perfect alibi...he was a squirrel.'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

Body Snatchers on Loose.