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"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'Emotional blackmail.'

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

A man running with two suitcases stuffed with bank notes.

'Yeah, I know I said they'd never take me alive -- you call this living?'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

Is my legal executive here? Yes, in C block!

'Did I ever lend you a bag of money?'

'I can't believe you gave them your resume instead of the holdup note!'

'Hold still, these bullets cost money, you know.'

"All this talk of honest mobsters has me upset."

Harry ordered a takeaway.

"He has friends in high places!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

"It just feels good to be wanted, you know?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

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