Organized Crime Aficionados Mugs

"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Corleone, but all of our hit girls are out on assignment.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

Police film evidence

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Make it look like an accident.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Mario's Family Portraits.

Truman Capote

"I hate when this happens."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.