Organized Crime Buff Mugs

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

Mafia Shrinks

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'We find the defendant guilty, but feel his alibi would make a good premise for a John Grisham book.'

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'