Organized Crime Aficionados Pillows

"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Corleone, but all of our hit girls are out on assignment.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Bank Robbery Statistics

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"I hate when this happens."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'