Organized Crime Enthusiasts Pillows

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'