Organized Crime Enthusiasts Gifts

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."