Organized Crime Enthusiast Gifts

"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs."

"O.K., let's go over it one more time. It's Thanksgiving at my house, Christmas at Little Jimmy's, New Year's at Frankie's, and we're out."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Gullboy and Pigeonman