Organized Crime Enthusiast Gifts

"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs."

"O.K., let's go over it one more time. It's Thanksgiving at my house, Christmas at Little Jimmy's, New Year's at Frankie's, and we're out."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Police film evidence

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Bank Robbery Statistics

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Gullboy and Pigeonman