"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."
Organized Crime Expert Gifts
Thinking of celebrating an organized crime expert? Our collection offers clever, profession-themed gifts that blend humor with admiration. Find the ideal present for the crime enthusiast or professional who loves a good puzzle or crime story, with unique items perfect for their home or office.
The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fisher a Message...
"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
"Puss in cement boots"
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'
"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."
'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'
'... and make it look like an accident.'
This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.
"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"
"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"
Mario's Family Portraits.
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.
Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.
Mafia Shrinks
'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'
'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'
'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'
'...You do your own money laundering!'
'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'
Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary
'He knew too much!'
"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."
"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."
"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."
"I'm very touched, fellows."
"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"
Organized Crime Expert Gifts Collection
Organized Crime Expert Mugs
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Organized Crime Expert Pillows
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Organized Crime Expert Prints
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Organized Crime Expert T-Shirts
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