"One day all this will be yours."
Organized Crime Scholars Gifts
Looking for an intellectually playful gift for an organized crime scholar? Our curated selection offers cleverly themed items that celebrate their passion for criminology, gangster history, and criminal investigations. Whether it's a witty mug or a stylish print, these gifts are designed to engage their interest and add a touch of humor or sophistication to their study space or everyday life.
"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
"Puss in cement boots"
'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'
"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."
"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."
'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.
"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"
'... and make it look like an accident.'
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'
"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"
Mario's Family Portraits.
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.
Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.
Mafia Shrinks
'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'
'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'
'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'
'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'
'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'
Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary
"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."
"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."
'He knew too much!'
'...You do your own money laundering!'
Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.
"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."
Organized Crime Scholars Gifts Collection
Organized Crime Scholars Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs ideal for organized crime scholars—perfect for their morning coffee and study sessions.
Organized Crime Scholars Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add personality to any study or living space, inspired by the intriguing world of organized crime.
Organized Crime Scholars Prints
Discover eye-catching prints perfect for decorating the space of any organized crime researcher or enthusiast.
Organized Crime Scholars T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for enthusiasts of criminology and organized crime—wear your passion with pride.