Organised Crime Gifts

'Swimming with fishes - goodo - I've done whales and dolphins.'

Mobsters

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"There's more inside."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mario's Family Portraits.

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Mafia Shrinks

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

The unorganised organiser.

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'He knew too much!'

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

Wise Guy Cookies.

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."