Organised Crime Mugs

'Swimming with fishes - goodo - I've done whales and dolphins.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

"There's more inside."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mafia Shrinks

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'He knew too much!'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

The unorganised organiser.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Wise Guy Cookies.

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

'Oh no, the Mafioso Kid is in town!'