Organized Crime Specialist Gifts

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mafia Shrinks

Neither Here nor There

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'He knew too much!'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"