Organized Crime Specialist Gifts

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Undercover Biophysicists

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Mafia Shrinks

Neither Here nor There

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'He knew too much!'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."