Organised Crime Buff Gifts

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

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