Organised Crime Parody Fan Gifts

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Puss in cement boots"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

'Illegal immigrant.'

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Police crime scene.

Cat planning aquarium break in...

'Mob audition'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

"But on the other hand..."