Organised Crime Parody Fan Prints

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Puss in cement boots"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'Mob audition'

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Cat planning aquarium break in...

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

"But on the other hand..."

'You're trying too hard. That just scares them off.'

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"