Organized Crime Humor Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines humor and mischief? Our organized crime humor collection offers clever, tongue-in-cheek products that will make fans of dark comedy and crime stories smile. Great for birthdays, laughter, or just because, these items bring a playful twist to any fan’s collection.

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'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.' mockup

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

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"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .' mockup

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

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Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments. mockup

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

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'Did you get the hit man Frankie?' mockup

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

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"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!" mockup

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

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Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

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"Did you remember to whack the cat?" mockup

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." mockup

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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"I want to report a race crime.'

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing." mockup

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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Mario's Family Portraits.

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Stun-gun target practice.

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'Pull it over, Speedy.'

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Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea. mockup

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

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'Hello, Mum!'

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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Mafia Shrinks

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"Do you know what time they open love?" mockup

"Do you know what time they open love?"

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'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.' mockup

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

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'...You do your own money laundering!' mockup

'...You do your own money laundering!'

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Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

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"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy." mockup

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

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I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!" mockup

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

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...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books. mockup

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

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Organized Crime Humor Gifts Collection

Organized Crime Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of organized crime humor mugs and bring a smile to every coffee break or tea time.

Organized Crime Humor Pillows

Check out our humorous organized crime pillows—cool, cheeky accents that add personality to any sofa or bed.

Organized Crime Humor Prints

Discover our collection of crime-themed humor prints, perfect for decorating with a playful, mischievous vibe.

Organized Crime Humor T-Shirts

Browse our organized crime humor t-shirts for stylish, witty apparel that’s perfect for fans of comedy with a criminal twist.