Organized Crime Humor Pillows

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Mafia Goes Green.

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"I want to report a race crime.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Mario's Family Portraits.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Hello, Mum!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Mafia Shrinks

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.