Organized Crime Amused Pillows

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"I want to report a race crime.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mafia Shrinks

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'He knew too much!'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

'Oh no, the Mafioso Kid is in town!'

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"