Organized Crime Amused Pillows

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Puss in cement boots"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"I want to report a race crime.'

Mafia Shrinks

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'He knew too much!'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'

'Oh no, the Mafioso Kid is in town!'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."