Organized Crime Lore Pillows

Why the Mafia never embraced Computers

"Puss in cement boots"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mafia Shrinks

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'He knew too much!'

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Wise Guy Cookies.

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'