Organized Crime Humor Mugs

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

The Mafia Goes Green.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Mario's Family Portraits.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"I want to report a race crime.'

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Hello, Mum!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Mafia Shrinks

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."