"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."
Organized Crime Intrigue Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by organized crime intrigue? Discover a range of cleverly designed products that capture the mystery, wit, and allure of the underworld. Ideal for mystery enthusiasts, crime story aficionados, or anyone who loves a good plot twist. Our collection includes fun mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints—all featuring clever artwork that celebrates the intrigue of the criminal underworld with a humorous or thought-provoking touch.
"Puss in cement boots"
"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."
'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'
'... and make it look like an accident.'
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"
This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.
"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."
Mario's Family Portraits.
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"
If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.
Mafia Shrinks
Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.
'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'
'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'
Uber Files
Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary
'...You do your own money laundering!'
'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'
"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."
'He knew too much!'
"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."
'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'
"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."
"I'm very touched, fellows."
'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'
Organized Crime Intrigue Gifts Collection
Organized Crime Intrigue Mugs
Discover more mugs featuring organized crime intrigue themes—ideal for fans who love a dash of mystery with their coffee.
Organized Crime Intrigue Pillows
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Organized Crime Intrigue Prints
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Organized Crime Intrigue T-Shirts
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