Uber Files
Corporate Intrigue Investigator Gifts
If you know a corporate intrigue investigator with a sharp mind and a keen eye for detail, our collection offers playful and witty gifts that match their inquisitive nature. From cheeky mugs to clever t-shirts, find items that honor their investigative prowess and love of mystery. These products are perfect for office decor, casual wear, or just adding a bit of fun to their day. Celebrate their unique role with gifts that are as insightful and intriguing as they are.
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'
“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”
Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.
'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'
"This never happened."
"This is not good at all!"
"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."
'How's the meeting going, Ed?'
Fingerprint Show
"It's a plant based solution."
"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."
The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...
Two men converse secretively
"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."
'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'
CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'
Top Secret
"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
Business Intelligence Unit.
"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."
". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."
Pricelessly Boring
"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""
Early American Executive Washroom
Undercover Santa
It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.
'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'
'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'
'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'
Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast
"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."
Corporate Intrigue Investigator Gifts Collection
Corporate Intrigue Investigator Mugs
Discover more witty mugs perfect for the corporate intrigue investigator. Browse our funny and clever designs to find the ideal coffee companion.
Corporate Intrigue Investigator Pillows
Cozy up with our pillows featuring witty designs inspired by sleuthing and investigation—ideal for any workspace or living room.
Corporate Intrigue Investigator Prints
Decorate your space with prints that highlight the sharp wit and intrigue of corporate investigators—fun, stylish, and conversation-starting.
Corporate Intrigue Investigator T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate investigative minds with humor and style. Perfect for casual wear or undercover work!