"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."
Corporate Intrigue Gifts
Looking for a gift that perfectly represents the fascinating world of corporate intrigue? Whether it’s the intrigue of office politics or the subtle art of negotiation, our collection offers witty and thoughtful products that speak to the intrigue and cleverness of business maneuvering. Ideal for colleagues, bosses, or anyone fascinated by the behind-the-scenes drama of the corporate world, these items blend humor with sophistication.
"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."
'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'
CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'
The secrets of corporations plant location needs.
"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."
Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.
Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.
'How's the meeting going, Ed?'
The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...
"It's a plant based solution."
"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"
"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."
'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'
"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."
'You rang?'
'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'
CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'
"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."
UN agreements.
Business Intelligence Unit.
"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"
Uber Files
Pricelessly Boring
"Run for it, sir—the cops!"
Business news. It's a report on an industrial company? No, it's a shady financial services firm - a "steal" company.
". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."
Early American Executive Washroom
"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""
In The Bastille
'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'
'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'
'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'
Corporate Intrigue Gifts Collection
Corporate Intrigue Mugs
Explore our collection of corporate intrigue mugs and find a clever gift that captures the secretive fun of business manipulation.
Corporate Intrigue Pillows
Add a humorous touch to your space with pillows that highlight the secrets and strategies of corporate intrigue.
Corporate Intrigue Prints
Decorate with prints that embody the fascinating and strategic nature of the corporate world—perfect for modern offices and clever collectors.
Corporate Intrigue T-Shirts
Looking for a witty t-shirt? Discover designs that celebrate the intrigue and cleverness behind successful corporate negotiations.