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CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Above reproach.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'And my board approved this?'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Remember to look miserable when you meet the workforce son. We've spent years convincing them that money can't buy happiness."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'We don't need an R & D department anymore; we've got something better - Steve Jobs' garbage pail.'

"It's a plant based solution."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

'Does that mean you found a new job, Hirshenson?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?

Is this the kickoff meeting?

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."