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CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

Above reproach.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'And my board approved this?'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Remember to look miserable when you meet the workforce son. We've spent years convincing them that money can't buy happiness."

"Let's demonstrate our corporate values of diversity and inclusion and listen to some of Brian's stupid ideas."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Does that mean you found a new job, Hirshenson?'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"It's a plant based solution."

'We don't need an R & D department anymore; we've got something better - Steve Jobs' garbage pail.'

Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."