Corporate Explorer Gifts

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

The Modern Christina's World

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Ever get the feeling you've crunched the same numbers in a previous corporation?"

'You have a mom and dad. I have a parent company.'

'He's been here ever since we returned from that executive wilderness retreat.'

I told you we were lost.

'Bobby? Oh, I bought him out!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Above reproach.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Yin and Yang VPs.