Corporate Explorer Gifts

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Ever get the feeling you've crunched the same numbers in a previous corporation?"

'You have a mom and dad. I have a parent company.'

'He's been here ever since we returned from that executive wilderness retreat.'

I told you we were lost.

'Bobby? Oh, I bought him out!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

Above reproach.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Big desks take time.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'