Business Explorer Gifts

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

'Geoff will go to any lengths to track down exactly what the customer needs.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Long and Short term investments.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'