Family Business Explorer Gifts

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Dad said he wanted to give me a start up the ladder of life. Then he enrolled me in firefighting school."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'Cunningham, it's time for you to take part in our staff motivation program. It's short, simple, effective and it goes like that: make more sales or I'll kill your family, eat your dog and burn your house.'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

Future Micro MGR.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Mom's The Boss

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."