Family Explorer Gifts

How's the college tour? Dunno. Tap Tap. You'd have 2 ask the parents. Tap tap.

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Are we there yet?'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Ah...here they are!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I mean...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'He's got your nose.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Are we there yet?'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Baby in Bike Basket

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."