Family Explorers Gifts

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I mean...'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Are we there yet?'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Baby in Bike Basket

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

Too Short Vacation Ahead

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'