Family Explorers Gifts

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I mean...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Are we there yet?'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Baby in Bike Basket

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Too Short Vacation Ahead

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'