Family Traveler Gifts

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

'Are we there yet?'

'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'

Infinity - with children.

Viva Las Vegas.

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Are we there yet? Next 85 miles.

Car Journey.

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."