Family Traveler Gifts

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

'Are we there yet?'

'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'

Infinity - with children.

Viva Las Vegas.

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

Are we there yet? Next 85 miles.

Car Journey.

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'I mean...'