Family Day Traveler Gifts

Man riding to Hampton Races

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Are we there yet?'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."