Family Day Tripper Gifts

Balloon Kids.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Summer Energy

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Gulliver's other travels.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'