Doggy Day Tripper Gifts

Bus for Dogs

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Hero of the Beach?

"Now this is a dog park!"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Canine Tours

Mexican Dog

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

'Which license do you wish to see?'

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"Look, do you want this ice-cream or not?"

'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

Balloon Kids.

'But apart from the piranhas, how was your trip to the aquarium?'

"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

Caution- Watch Out For Drool.

Bobby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.

Dog walk