Canine Road Tripper Gifts

Caution- Watch Out For Drool.

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Exit Next Left

Inflating Boobs.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"