Road Tripper With Pets Gifts

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."