Road Tripper With Pets Gifts

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Valet park only"