First Road Trip With Pet Gifts

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Baby on Top

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Dog on a plane.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Scenic selfie site

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

'I spy with my little intelligence gathering app...'

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

Not a happy camper.

"My colleague would like a seat by the window. He also wants to know if you serve treats. I mean snacks."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

Dog in the passport photo booth.

Man staring at a large confusing map

Motor Homes and Reading Material

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"I'm glad you are still allowing support dogs on flights!"

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.