First Road Trip With Pet T-Shirts

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Baby on Top

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Dog on a plane.

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Scenic selfie site

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

"My colleague would like a seat by the window. He also wants to know if you serve treats. I mean snacks."

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Dog in the passport photo booth.

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Man staring at a large confusing map

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

Motor Homes and Reading Material

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"I'm glad you are still allowing support dogs on flights!"

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.