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'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Inflating Boobs.

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'God's speed.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.